Rating (Anticipated): 3.5/5 Stars (A Charming, Southern-Fried Mid-Life Crisis) Director: [Hypothetical Director: A director known for blending regional charm with rom-com structure] Starring: Reese Witherspoon (Melanie Smooter-Perry), Josh Lucas (Jake Perry) Genre: Romantic Comedy / Domestic Drama / Fish-Out-of-Water Setting: Pigeon Creek, Alabama, and New York City, Two Decades Later SWEET HOME ALABAMA 2: NEW […]
Rating (Anticipated): 3/5 Stars (Charming Nostalgia, Familiar Fairy Tale Stress) Director: [Hypothetical Director: Garry Marshall, style protégé] Starring: Julia Roberts (Vivian Ward-Lewis), Richard Gere (Edward Lewis) Genre: Romantic Comedy / Domestic Drama Setting: Beverly Hills, 35 Years Later PRETTY WOMAN 2: THE HOLLYWOOD HUSTLE catches up with Vivian Ward and Edward Lewis thirty-five years later. […]
Rating (Anticipated): 3.5/5 Stars (The Ultimate Culture Clash Comedy) Director: [Hypothetical Name: Tyler Perry, maintaining dual roles] Starring: Tyler Perry (as Madea), [A famous comedic actor] (as The Grinch) Genre: Holiday Comedy / Crossover Farce MADEA VS. THE GRINCH is the cross-cultural holiday farce we never knew we needed. The film operates on a single […]
Rating (Anticipated): 4/5 Stars (High Stakes, Classic Claus Charm) Director: [Hypothetical Director: Chris Columbus, returning] Starring: Kurt Russell (Santa Claus), Goldie Hawn (Mrs. Claus/Jessica), Darby Camp (Kate Pierce), Judah Lewis (Teddy Pierce) Genre: Family Christmas Adventure / Fantasy Comedy THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES 3: THE GLOBAL CRISIS shifts the action away from the North Pole’s internal […]
Rating (Anticipated): 3.5/5 Stars (Joyful, If Predictable, Return to the Island) Director: [Hypothetical Director: Ol Parker, returning] Starring: Amanda Seyfried (Sophie), Dominic Cooper (Sky), and the expected returns of Meryl Streep (Donna) and Cher (Ruby). Genre: Jukebox Musical / Romantic Comedy / Legacy Sequel Setting: Kalokairi, Greece, and New York City MAMMA MIA! 3: THE […]
Rating (Anticipated): 4/5 Stars (A Warm, Witty Continuation of a Classic Mythology) Director: [Hypothetical Director: A modern stop-motion expert like Henry Selick] Starring: [Hypothetical Voice Cast: A contemporary beloved actor as the Narrator] Genre: Stop-Motion Animated Christmas Special / Fantasy Origin Story Sequel SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN 2: THE LEGACY OF THE KRINGLES […]
Rating (Anticipated): 4/5 Stars (Magical Nostalgia Meets Deeper, Darker Themes) Director: [Hypothetical Director: Guillermo del Toro, known for fantasy visuals and dark undertones] Starring: [Hypothetical Lead: A rising young star] as a grown-up Dorothy. Genre: Musical Fantasy / Dark Fairy Tale Setting: Kansas and a politically fractured Oz THE WIZARD OF OZ 2: RETURN TO […]
Rating (Anticipated): 4/5 Stars (Warm, Witty, and Unnecessarily Complicated) Director: Nancy Meyers Starring: Cameron Diaz (Amanda Woods), Kate Winslet (Iris Simpkins), Jude Law (Graham Simpkins), Jack Black (Miles Dumont) Genre: Romantic Comedy / Holiday Drama Setting: Los Angeles, The English Countryside, and a new third location (e.g., Tuscany or Kyoto) THE HOLIDAY 2: A GLOBAL […]
Rating (Anticipated): 3/5 Stars (Fun Nostalgia, Low-Octane Action) Director: [Hypothetical Name: Adam Shankman] Starring: Vin Diesel (Shane Wolfe), Max Thieriot (Seth Plummer), Morgan York (Lulu Plummer) Genre: Action Comedy / Family Reunion THE PACIFIER 2: ADULT SUPERVISION reunites Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe with the now-grown Plummer kids, reversing the roles and exploring what happens when […]
FILM: ENOLA HOLMES 3 (2026) Rating (Anticipated): 4/5 Stars (A Grittier, More Politically Charged Mystery) Director: Philip Barantini (Boiling Point) Starring: Millie Bobby Brown (Enola Holmes), Henry Cavill (Sherlock Holmes), Louis Partridge (Tewkesbury), Sharon Duncan-Brewster (Moriarty) Genre: Mystery / Political Thriller / Period Adventure ENOLA HOLMES 3: THE MALTA CIPHER (working title) shifts the young […]